Saturday, December 17, 2011

The Vertex Fighter actors/ holiday jokes/ Death Valley

Dec. 12 The Vertex Fighter actors: Last night I woke up at 3am, and then I wrote down that I thought Aaron Douglas from The Bridge should be in The Vertex Fighter. He could play Banks. On The Bridge, AD plays the lead who's very serious, focused, smart, authoritative figure. Those are similar traits to Banks.

Degrassi actors: On the TV show Degrassi, I have mentioned that I really like James Edward Campbell (Fitz on the show.) There was a MMA storyline given to the character Drew played by Luke Bilyk. I can see him as a fighter. I do like Degrassi, so I might as well throw in all the actors from season 10 who I want to see make an appearance in The Vertex Fighter. These are the actors and the characters they play on Degrassi:

Landon Liboiron as Declan Coyne: He plays a good kid, so I see him as an extra.
Argiris Karras as Riley Stavros: Good kid, maybe a fighter.
Raymond Ablack as Sav Bhandari: Good kid, maybe a fighter.
Shannon Kook-Chun as Zane Park: Good kid, maybe a fighter.
Munro Chambers as Eli Goldsworthy: Good kid, extra.
Daniel Kelly as Owen Milligan: He plays a bully, so a fighter.

There are only 5 core characters. But the Degrassi actors can like all be extras and sit in the audience in the the Vertex club scenes.

Dec. 14 Holiday jokes: Here's the fun email. I don't really have the holiday spirit right now. Probably because I didn't decorate the Christmas tree or my house this year. I do get jokes emailed to me from Daily Silly. Here's some holiday jokes:

"Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit."

A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a drop hit his nose. "I think it's raining," he said to his wife.

"No, that felt more like snow to me," she replied. "No, I'm sure it was just rain, he said." Well, as these things go, they were about to have a major argument about whether it was raining or snowing. Just then they saw a minor communist party official walking toward them. "Let's not fight about it," the man said, "let's ask Comrade Rudolph whether it's officially raining or snowing."

As the official approached, the man said, "Tell us, Comrade Rudolph, is it officially raining or snowing?"

"It's raining, of course," he answered and walked on. But the woman insisted: "I know that felt like snow!" To which the man quietly replied: "Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear!"

Headlines: Jay Leno showed an ad about a doctor's name: "Noah Lott" like "Know a lot." Quirky.

There was ad for a psychic "Love Reading": "Free slice of cheesecake with reading."

Death Valley: I saw this on Halloween. Have you ever seen or heard of the TV show Death Valley? It's a TV show making fun of Cops, but this time the cops have to deal with supernatural things like vampires and werewolves. It's actually kind of funny. Bryce Johnson whom you may have seen play a cop on Pretty Little Liars is also on this show, playing a cop. He is handsome. He plays Officer Billy Pierce.

Billy and a Cop confront this Drug Addict.

Billy: Are you a zombie?
Drug addict: No, I'm just really addicted to crack, sir.
lol.

Later I channel surfed and caught another ep. In this scene, an old woman is keeping her zombie husband tied up and alive.

Woman cop: I lost my mom in the 7th grade. I miss her, but I have to move on because it's the only choice.

This is really supposed to be a funny and stupid show, but that was a really nice line.

Degrassi: I know, it's kind of late to be talking about Halloween, but I did find this funny joke. In the season premiere called "Nowhere to Run". A group of the kids go to a cabin in the woods. There is a guy with a chainsaw coming to the door.

Bianca: He must want a virgin. Katie, Claire, sacrifice yourself.
lol.
It turns out it was one of the kid's parents.

Stupid criminals: This is from 2005. I remember I was on Real Player news, and there were 2 college guys sitting in a car.

CG #1: You should give the cop the finger, and he won't do anything to you.
CG #2 gets out of the car and goes up to the Cop.
CG#2 gives the fingers to Cop. CG#1 is laughing in the car.
Cop pulls out his baton and hits CG#2 to the ground.
CG#1 in the car stops laughing and is saying "Oh my God!"
CG#2 runs away.

Me: That's what you get for disrespecting cops. That's the thing with people, you can't predict what they're going to do all the time. You can say that's police brutality, but those college guys were punks. This should be a lesson to all the people to not disrespect cops. I'm siding with the cop. When a guy is a jerk to you, you're going to be jerk back. It's a good thing he didn't pull out a gun.

What if this was taken to court? To sue the police officer for police brutality. It can go either way. Half side with the cop, the other half say he's too mean.

Comedy comparisons:

Getting scared at things that aren't supposed to be scary: I was watching Desperate Housewives ep "The Art of Making Art." Lynette was on her laptop, and then she slams it shut when her friend Renee enters. Renee thinks it was porn, but it was really Lynette making an online dating video:

Lynette: Hi, I'm Lynette. I'm 45 yrs old and I've been recently divorced after 20 yrs of marriage. I have 5 children and I'm a Cancer. Coincidentally, I have gotten cancer and beaten it, twice.

After watching the video.
Renee: That is the most disturbing thing I have ever seen.

Later Lynette goes to a bar, and this guy comes up to her and I recognized him as PI on Veronica Mars. His name is Ken Marino, I had to look up the actor.

It also reminds me of Spice World. Victoria (Posh Spice) was talking about her nightmare:

Victoria: I had a nightmare where I was performing and I wasn't wearing any makeup.
All the girls acted scared.

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